Manatee Madness

Does this length include the bow sprit and swim platform or dinghy davits? 

Manatees are taught from birth to stay this side of marker 13 and 21.

Who decides where the channel is?

When you cruise these waters you need to keep your calendar handy

Caution Possible Wake Area

And would that be for the entire remaining ICW?

Where's my ruler? Are these national holidays or local holidays? What's with the white out?

OK, so if I'm pulling a skier with a single engine and I'm under 21' I can go 35, otherwise, slow speed minimum wake? If I have twins is it OK to leave one of them off?

Can you smoke seagrass?

Is that 50' from shore at high or low water?

I couldn't find 'Buffer Zone' in Chapman's.

I doubt I could even read this sign if I was 1000 feet from shore and does this include daylight savings time?

Florida waterway signs are for the birds.